THE ENHANCED GAMES ARE A BUST
I think the promoters were high.
TRADER JOE’S GUMMY WORMS CAUSE POOPING
Fiberpalooza.
Guy goes to a psychiatrist.
He says, “I had a weird dream this morning. I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. It was so weird that I woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep. So I got up, made myself a slice of toast and came straight here. Can you tell me the meaning of my dream?” The psychiatrist says, “One slice of toast? You call that a breakfast?”
First Time Making Spaghetti?
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One Ugly Owl
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BUTLERS NEEDED
Millionaires need YOU.
What do you call a dog that’s deaf and blind?
Old Helen Yeller.
We’ll Just Unload It Directly Upstairs
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Sure Beats Flyin’
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FRIDAY, May 22 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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