THE NUDISTS ARE REVOLTING
Get crackin’!
TJ MAXX SHOPLIFTERS CAUGHT IN NEARBY WENDY’S DRIVE-THRU
Do you want fries with your arrest?
KATE MCKINNON HAS GEOGRAPHIC TONGUE
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WEST POINT CANCELS AWARD FOR TOM “BUT I SAVED PRIVATE RYAN” HANKS
Because the army wants to make its soldiers lethaler, or something.
WHAT POWERBALL WINNERS HAVE SPENT THEIR WINNINGS ON
Win some, lose some.
STINGERS
To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Voice sings “Bum bum bummm, repeated by band. (30 Rock) :05 2. Dun dun dahhhh (Bender from Futurama) :02 3. Don don donnnn (with music underscore) (American Dad) :04 4. 50’s-style stinger music :07 5. Stinger with crowd gasp :03 6. Stinger –…
Why did the inside of the jet plane smell so bad?
It was approaching 32,000 feet.
You’ve Got Mail
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THE PERFECT STORE
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FRIDAY, Sept 5 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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