BAD ONE-NIGHT STANDS
I prefer two-night stands. One for the lamp, and one for the clock radio.
COMPANY SECRETS
Spill the beans!
A ONE IN A MILLION SHOT
It could happen.
I CAN’T DO THIS ONE ADULT SKILL
To be fair, 8 times tables are tough.
MY BIZARRE NEIGHBOR
Don’t look, Ethyl!
WORKING FOR THE WEALTHY
Oh, those wacky millionaires!
THE STRANGEST THING I SAW ANOTHER DRIVER DOING
When driver’s ed just doesn’t stick.
STRANGE THINGS AT WORK
The customer is always dumb.
LIFE HACKS
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EXCUSES CALLING IN SICK
All perfectly valid.