MAN WHO TRIED TO SWALLOW ENTIRE HAMBURGER IS IN HOSPITAL
Greece-y burger.
SMUGGLING BUDGIES
And the other parakeet says, “Yeah, but did you see the size of that worm?”
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What tone? There is no tone.
WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, BUT…
…can we do it again?
CODY JOHNSON SITS OUT OF CMA AWARDS
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SAG AWARDS NOW TO BE CALLED JUST THE ACTOR AWARDS
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A man is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court, the judge says, “I need to make an example of you. I’m sentencing you to spend one day in jail for each apple you stole. That’s seven – seven days in jail.” The man’s wife stands up and says, “Your honor, he also stole a bag of rice.”
Big Flooffy Cow
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Waterspout
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