Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.

The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published. The third man asks for 300 packs of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, the three men are released. The first man comes out and says, “I studied so hard, I can now become as a lawyer!” The second man comes out and says, “After all the learning, I can now become a doctor!” The third man comes out and says, “Anybody got a match?”

4TH OF JULY

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. SONG: We love America! (American Dad) :27 2. SONG: The Spirit of America (American Dad) :33 3. SONG: I Pledge Allegiance (The Office) :19 4. SONG: America does have it’s flaws. (American Dad) :44 5. Today we celebrate our independence! (Independence Day) :04…