LAWN LAWYER
Who needs a lawn doctor?
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (May 15-17)
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BRENDAN FRASER TO START INDY 500
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GUEST LINEUP FOR LAST WEEK OF COLBERT’S THE LATE SHOW
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How much wine did the old Spanish sailors drink?
Galleons and Galleons.
“What’s The Buzz?” “Hmmmmm…”
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Well, He’s Just Asking For It
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FRIDAY, May 15 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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“SURVIVOR GREECE” CONTESTANT LOSES A LEG
𝖳̶𝗁̶𝗂̶𝗌̶ 𝗐̶𝖺̶𝗌̶ 𝗇̶𝗈̶ 𝖻̶𝗈̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝗂̶𝗇̶𝗀̶ 𝖺̶𝖼̶𝖼̶𝗂̶𝖽̶𝖾̶𝗇̶𝗍̶ Actually, it WAS a boating accident.
THE 59,000-YEAR-OLD DENTIST
Tim Conway?