NAKED MAN TERRORIZES HOBBY LOBBY
And I hollered, “‘Don’t look, Ethel!’ But it was too late – she done been incensed.”
ONE IN SIX READY TO LEAVE THEIR PARTNER FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Good to know, the day before Christmas.
PRIVATE PLANE LANDS ITSELF
“Does anybody know how to land an airplane?” Doesn’t matter anymore!
ROMAN PARTY BOATS
Waterskiing is going to cost an extra 50 denarius.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Wednesday, December 24.
What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?
“But wait, there’s myrrh!”
Spawning Season
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Shhh… Don’t Tell
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ANACONDA
Starts Thursday, Christmas Day, December 25.
SONG SUNG BLUE
Starts Christmas Day, Dec 25 in theaters.