MAN SENDS OUT POSTCARDS AFTER HIS DEATH
“I’m dead, and I really liked you.”
WE HAVE MORE THAN FIVE SENSES
In which we take leave of our senses.
A & M AUTOLAND – OLYMPIC TORCH SALE
Unlike the Olympics, Big Mike is not a good sport.
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE
Starts Friday, February 13 in theaters.
WUTHERING, WUTHERING, WUTHERING HEIGHTS
Starts Friday, February 13 in theaters.
CRIME 101
Starts Friday, February 13 in theaters.
GOAT
Starts Friday, February 13 in theaters.
OLYMPIC UPDATE #4 – CURLING (for 2/11)
For Wednesday, February 11.
A frog calls the Psychic Hotline.
Psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” Psychic says, “No, next term — in her biology class.”
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