F&A PIZZA

Scoops!

The first digs a hole, and the second one comes along and fills it in. They walk to a new spot, the first digs another hole, and the second guy fills it in. After the 4th time, the guy goes up to the workmen and says, What are you doing?” The first man says, “There’s usually 3 of us, but the guy who puts the tree in the hole called in sick this morning.”

Food court.

“I’ll be back in a Jif.”

Suddenly, the old woman smacks her cane across the old man’s lap. He says, “What the hell was that for?” She says, “That’s for 56 years of terrible sex!” They get back to rocking. Suddenly, the old man raises his cane and smacks the old woman across the lap. She yells “What the hell was that for?” He says, “That’s for knowing the difference.”