POLICE CHASE WOMAN DRIVING SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY MACHINE

A Redding, California, woman led law enforcement officers on a pursuit in a mini van painted to look like the ‘Mystery Machine’ from the Scooby Doo cartoon. On Sunday, a probation officer went looking for Sharon Kay Turman, 51, wanted for a probation violation. Turman was found driving the 1994 Chrysler minivan painted like the Scooby Doo van. When officers tried to conduct a traffic stop, Turman took off in the van, said police. At one point, Turman drove through an intersection against a red light hitting four other vehicles. The chase hit speeds over 100 mph. Turman was spotted abandoning her vehicle by a police helicopter. Her current whereabouts are unknown.
* Ruh-Roh!
* “Scooby Doo! … I mean, Sharon Kay Turman! Where are you???”
* Wait ’til Fred finds out what happened to his van.
* I’m noticing more and more of these stories start with a parole violation.
* 100 mph in a mini-van? I couldn’t go that fast if you dropped my car from an airplane.
* Plus, she got away? On behalf of NASCAR chase fans everywhere, I must say I’m impressed.
* By the way, can’t they just admit she gave them the slip. Do they have to get all formal and say, “Her current whereabouts are unknown”?
* It’s not even true. I’m sure she knows exactly where her whereabouts are.
* Her current whereabouts are unknown? Have they lifted the head off the monster costume and checked there?