FUNNY TWEETS ABOUT BRAS

HufPost.com has collected some funny, relatable tweets about bras. Can you relate?
– “Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about.”
– “Bra designers: How many tags should we sew into these? Like, enough to print the Iliad? That sounds good.”
– “I hate this pandemic, but I do like that it made me realize that I have utter contempt for bras.”
– “I’ve never been held hostage, but I have gotten trapped in my own sports bra while getting undressed.”
– “Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home.”
– “One thing that never works out well is buying a bra in a hurry.”
– “I’ve been wearing an underwire bra since I was twelve. You can wear a mask.”
– “Is there such thing as a sports bra that doesn’t result in an atrocious uniboob? Asking for a boob of mine.”
– “I own a lot of sports bras for someone who doesn’t do any sports.”
– “I got 99 problems and most of them boil down to this bra.”
– “Why can’t the same technology that keeps NFL players’ pants up be used to make a strapless bra.”
– “I’m sorry I can’t respond to your work email. I’ve taken my bra off for the night.’
– “I saw a woman take her bra off walking down the street today. She appeared fine/not distressed etc. Her dress was loose fitting. She just slam took her bra off in 38 degree weather and put her windbreaker back on and stuffed the bra in her purse. Today… I saw freedom. ”
– “An underwire just poked out of the one bra I’ve been wearing for a year. I feel like this is the Punxsutawney Phil for the pandemic ending soon.”
* Someone needs to let the bra manufacturers in on the wondrous, inexplicable miracle that is Velcro.
* I wish I could forget what I was mad about when I take off MY bra.
* We bring you these as a public service. We like to support the ladies where we can.
* Tomorrow, in pursuit of equal time, we’ll be talking about the collar buttons on men’s dress shirts.
* This reminds me. Isn’t it about time for Dolly Parton to get her name in the news again? It’s been two weeks.