COUPLE RETURNS FROM DINNER TO FIND MASSIVE TEEN PARTY IN THEIR HOUSE

A Parker, Colorado, couple went out to dinner. When they came back, they found hundreds of teenagers partying in their home, and the cops outside wondering how to handle the situation. Homeowner Mike Cox and his wife have their house up for sale and he believes somebody saw it online and thought it was going to be empty. Cox says there were beer cans, liquor bottles, and wine bottles everywhere. Windows and tiles were smashed, and the ceilings were stained with alcohol. The home had undergone months of paint jobs and floor repairs in preparation for the sale, but due to the catastrophic damage, Cox said they will have to take it off the market. A few of the partiers have been arrested, and face charges of burglarizing and underage drinking.
* Wow. How slow was the service at THAT restaurant?
* “Hello, Property Brothers? Do you take requests?”
* I could swear this was a movie with Chris Farley and David Spade.
* Did they at least enjoy the dinner?
* The moral here is, always order in.