ST PAT’S: 20 WAYS TO DESCRIBE A HANGOVER IN IRELAND

For St. Patrick’s Day, here are 20 Irish ways to describe a hangover…
20. I’m in a jock.
19. Banjoed.
18. Hangin’ like a sign.
17. Woke up still drunk.
16. Sick as a plane to Lourdes.
15. I’m feeling like a torn stocking.
14. Head on me like John the Baptist.
13. Like two cigarette burns in a blanket.
12. Circling over Shannon.
11. The Horrors.
10. In rag order.
9. Sick as a small hospital.
8. I’ve had a bad pint.
7. Bottle of ghosts.
6. I’m in Lego.
5. Mouth like a fur boot.
4. I’m in a heap.
3. Brown bottle fear.
2. I’ve got the fear.
1. I feel like boiled shite. [poo]