AUDIO: MAN STEALS GREYHOUND BUS
In NYC.
MAN AVENGES DECADE-OLD FART PRANK
By setting fire to parents’ house.
BURGER KING EMPLOYEE PULLS GUN, DEMANDS TO WORK MORE
He wanted more hours. Is that so wrong?
JAYWALKER HIT BY TRUCK, GIVEN A TICKET
Just not his day.
MANHOLE COVERS STOLEN
And recovered.
PLASTIC SURGEON SHOWS UP DRUNK FOR SURGERY
Plastered surgeon, more like.
WALMART KICKED PEOPLE OUT OF THE STORE DURING HAWAIIAN MISSILE SCARE
You learn who your friends are during a missile scare.
GUY WHO SENT OUT FAKE MISSILE ALERT HAS BEEN REASSIGNED
To a room with no buttons, we hope.