AUDIO: BURGLAR CAUGHT STEALING SPEAKERS, OLD SPICE
Are you Sure?
VERMONT WILL PAY YOU TO LIVE THERE
(Some restrictions apply)
MAN MOONS JUDGE, IS JAILED FOR CONTEMPT
Knight of the full moon.
HAWAII: VACATION PARADISE (NEVER MIND THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT)
Tourist bookings are down. Go figure.
WOMAN TRIES TO REMOVE BOYFRIEND'S TESTICLES
Unsuccesfully.
MEAT-SCENTED CANDLES
For Dad.
IHOP WON'T SERVE ARMLESS BOY WHO EATS WITH HIS FEET
Rooty-tooty fresh ‘n footie.
CHURCH VANDAL ATE THREE FROZEN PIZZAS AND ICE CREAM
It’s not deliverance, it’s Digiorno.
TODAY, STARBUCKS WILL BE CLOSING FOR SENSITIVITY TRAINING
A four hour coffee break.