POLICE CATCH LADY POOPER
This one was in Connecticut.
AUDIO: DRIVER DOING 100 MPH CLAIMED BMW GAS PEDAL STUCK
On I-95, for 40 miles.
U.S. ARMY GETTING RID OF GRENADE-THROWING CLASS
Armying is hard!
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE'S PARENTS DONATE TO HIS OPPONENT
Lifelong Democrats.
COCKROACHES STOLEN
Perhaps it was for the pest.
HEY, LET'S TEST OUT THIS FLAK JACKET!
Said the 19-year-olds.
PASTOR FOUND IN CAR WITH TIED-UP NUDE MAN
“Counseling”
PRINCIPAL IS PAYING 8TH GRADERS NOT TO FIGHT
$100 if they make it all year.
LAS VEGAS SETS UP WEDDING LICENSE KIOSK AT AIRPORT
A real timesaver!
84-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SHOOTS GUN AT NOISY NEIGHBOR CHILDREN
They were riding motorcycles.