MAN STUCK IN CHIMNEY TRYING TO RESCUE DOG IN BATHROOM
Santa’s comin’ for ya, buddy!
MAN DROVE CAR INTO RESTAURANT TO CHARGE IT UP
Another satisfied Tesla owner.
AUDIO: NEW FATHER GIVES AMAZON REVIEW OF BABY
“4.5 stars, we got the gassy model.”
AUDIO: LAWYER CALLS APPELLATE JUDGE “HONEY”
Don’t you find me appealing?
DRUNK DRIVER FALLS ASLEEP ON POLICE CAR
DUI was ZZZzzzzzz.
DO NOT DISTURB THE MATING MANATEES
Oh the huge mana…you know the rest.
MONTANA MAN ROBS BANK OF ONE DOLLAR
Nice work, buckaroo.
JUDGE SCOLDS DEFENDANT WEARING “WORLD’S BEST FARTER” T-SHIRT
Odor in the court?
THOUSANDS OF NINTENDO SWITCH 2 CONSOLES STOLEN OUT OF SEMI TRUCK
Game stopped at GameStop.
TWO ROBBERS STEAL QUARTERS
Change partners.