MACHETE ATTACKER DRIVES VICTIM TO HOSPITAL
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
DAVID BECKHAM, ROGER DALTREY, GARY OLDHAM KNIGHTED
As expected, soccer player David Beckham was officially knighted by King Charles on Friday. He is now Sir David Beckham, and his wife Victoria Beckham’s new title is Lady Beckham. Also knighted on Friday: – The Who singer Roger Daltrey. The 81-year-old singer has been a patron of Teenage Cancer Trust since 2000, holding fundraising…
CRAB SPILL ON THE HIGHWAY
Crabs on the highway? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
EXCAVATOR CHASE
Dig this.
NEW BURGLARY TECHNIQUE: PLANTING A PHONE CAMERA IN YOUR YARD
Hey, free cell phone.
AUDIO: WOMAN MAKES PB&J SANDWICH WHILE APPEARING IN COURT VIA VIDEO
In the case of PB vs. J, we hereby find you delicious.
GOLFER SETS RECORD FOR LONGEST PLAY
Quite the swinger!
OHIO WANTS TO BRING BACK FITNESS TEST FOR STUDENTS
Go, you chicken fat, go.
MAN IN CAPE AND UNDERWEAR STEALS WOMEN’S UNDERPANTS
Captain Underpants strikes again.