KIDS NEED PERMISSION SLIP TO EAT AN OREO
For a science experiment.
CAMEL RUSTLERS
Someone stole two camels, two cows.
AUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL MUST APPROVE PROM DRESSES
Students must submit a photo.
DOMINO'S ROBBER GETS CASH, PIZZA
He weighed at least 350 pounds.
MAN SNEAKS INTO CARPOOL LANE WITH CUTOUT OF DOS EQUIS MAN
“He’s my best friend. He just sits here and doesn’t talk.”
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS CHANGE GRADES
For 45 other kids.
POLICE REFUSE TO SCARE A BOY STRAIGHT
They don’t want to teach kids to be scared of cops.
DAD GIVES SON LOTTO TICKET IN GET WELL CARD
$7 million winner
COW GIVES BIRTH TO QUADS
Yep. Four. (pause) A-yep.
NAKED VANDAL SCREAMS, "I AM FAMOUS NOW"
The headline pretty much sums it up.