ROBBER USES GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO ROB SPANISH RESTAURANT
Hola, dame tu dinero. Repite, por favor.
WORLD CHEESE CHAMPION NAMED: BEEMSTER ROYAL GRAND CRU
For cheese that’s keen, sir / Ask for Beemster!
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES TO CLEAN ONLY THE EXPENSIVE SEATS
Sorry, plebes.
IF YOU FALL INTO THE CROCODILE PIT AT DISNEY WORLD… SAYANORA!
This is a fast, turbulent ride. Hang on to your baby.
MAN STEALS FLAMINGO FROM THE FLAMINGO HOTEL
Flight risk.
CBD OIL PLANT EXPLODES IN NEW JERSEY
Up in smoke.
PRO BOWLER LOSES BALLS
Castrated, one might say.
A FRENCHMAN’S GUIDE TO TEXAS
Oui are not amused.
MICROSOFT FILES PATENT ON AI THAT WILL FINISH YOUR VIDEO GAME FOR YOU
Can’t you just cheat?