BABY IN HOT CAR TURNS OUT TO BE LIFELIKE DOLL

Police in Keene, New Hampshire, raced to the scene after a 911 call of a baby trapped in a hot car on July 23. Officer Jason Short arrived on the scene to find a baby, draped in a blanket, lying in the back seat of a car with the windows rolled up. Short used his baton to shatter the window. The baby looked lifeless, Short remembered. But when he attempted to perform CPR, he realized something was off. “I went to put my finger in its mouth and it was all resistance,” he said. He suddenly realized it was a doll. Actually, it was one of those creepy “reborn” dolls, manufactured to look as lifelike as possible and valued at over $2,000.
* Well, $2,000 plus the cost of a car window.
* Now the car window has to be reborn.
* The baby didn’t just look lifeless – it was lifeless.
* They should have hung a sign on it saying “I’m not alive.” Or would that have been worse?
* “Fake Baby On Board”?
* How real did it look, on a scale of 1 to the fake baby in “American Sniper”?
* Don’t worry. The cop will probably get over the trauma of thinking this was real in a few years.
* Sure, leave something this expensive in your car. It’s just smart.
* Maybe the invention of crime hasn’t made it to Keene, New Hampshire yet, but I doubt it.
* Oh well, I guess they can look at it as a drill.