SOMEONE MOWED "F*** YOU" INTO MAN'S LAWN

A Jonesboro, Arkansas, man discovered last Thursday morning someone had mowed the words “F*** You” into the yard in front of his shop building near his house. The man told the sheriff’s office that he did not know when the incident happened. The 69-year-old victim had no idea who would have done this or why. He asked deputies to document the vandalism and increase the patrol around his place.
* Maybe it was literate, vindictive sheep.
* Hey – this is the LEAST offensive thing I’ve heard this weekend.
* This wouldn’t happen if you paid your lawn kid more than five bucks a mow.
* Maybe it just appeared like some kind of crop circle.
* Hey, they can do this to my lawn anytime. It’d be less for me to mow.
* How about gathering all the leaves and spelling something with them while you’re at it?
* With all these texting devices it’s kind of nice to see someone going back to the land to write a message.