TEEN SHOOTS DEER IN LIVING ROOM

A teenager in Frederick, Maryland, shot and killed a deer inside his house after it busted through his family’s front door and ransacked their home. Ryan Manchester says he thought someone was trying to break into his home December 5th when he heard banging at the door. Instead, he found a fully grown deer had broken down the door and was ransacking the living room, trying to break out through a window. The first thing he did: took some video on his cell. The second thing he did: he called his father and 911 before getting his father’s gun and shooting the animal between the eyes from behind his living room couch.
* Oh, no! Dasher!
* So now the living room’s torn up AND the carpet’s full of blood.
* I had parties like that in high school, too. Only it was a horse.
* This just in: Ryan’s been awarded the Ted Nugent Medal of Valor.
* Actually, that is a great idea for a teen movie: the kid finds a dead deer by the side of the road, throws a wild party, the house is destroyed, brings in the deer and says, “Hey dad, you’ll never believe what happened.”
* Maybe just make it a video game.
* Sure, you go through the house and each room has a different wild animal.
* The kid said the deer had a “deer in the living room” look to it.
* The kid heard sounds and thought someone was trying to break in? Nice call, kid – that’s exactly what happened.