TEACHER SCOLDED OVER NAUGHTY MATH PROBLEM

The father of two 14-year-old students at Middleburg Heights, Ohio, Junior High School complained when his kids showed him a photo they snapped of their algebra lesson from earlier this month. The math question read: “Tony can send 5 texts and 3 nudes in 19 minutes. He could also send 3 texts and 1 nude in 9 minutes. How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?” Superintendent Michael Sheppard says the math teacher, Daniel Rapp, was issued a written reprimand. “He’s a good teacher, and just in this case used the inappropriate word,” said Superintendent Sheppard.
* Just the same, I bet Mr. Rapp isn’t coaching the wrestling team any more.
* He’s a good teacher? Yeah, if you’re trying to write a Seth Rogen movie.
* A written reprimand? Way to bring the discipline to the pervy junior high school teacher.
* Wow – the “bad teacher” stories don’t even take a break for the holidays.
* I hate nude word problems.
* Is Tony sending the nudes from a train traveling east at 50 miles per hour?
* Also, does Tony have Verizon 4G, or something like Vonage?
* By the way, the correct answer to the question – how long would it take to send one text and one nude – is, “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask your mother?”
* What if Tony gets excited by the nudes and stops texting to pleasure himself?
* It depends if Tony is short for Anthony Weiner.
* Just imagine what a math question based on Anthony Weiner would sound like?
* “If you’re sending nude shots of your penis to underage girls how long ’til it destroys what was left of Hillary’s campaign?”
* Yeah, that was one of the whacked things about the Russian hack argument. What about all the emails on Anthony Weiner’s computer? Is he a Russian agent too?