NUDE PIZZA SHOP BURGLAR ARRESTED

Police have arrested a man who they say burglarized a Towson, Maryland pizza shop in the nude earlier this month. 23-year-old Jonathan Newman has been charged with second-degree burglary following the November 10 break-in into Slice Pizza. Police say Newman’s pants ripped off as he entered the store from a roof vent. Video footage shows he then took off his shirt to cover his face. Store owner Yianni Rizas said that there was no money in the cash register, but the suspect still caused thousands of dollars in damage to the store.
* When the moon hits your eye / Like a big pizza pie / That’s-a Newman.
* Did he do it for the dough?
* They caught him by the pepperoni.
* This is one pizza place with too much sausage.
* “Now You See Me 3: Now You See Too Much of Me.”
* Imagine the police sketch of the suspect.
* He came through the roof vent? I hate it when people drop in.
* This could play into my idea for sponsored crimes: Make the whole thing a pants commercial.
* “Tired of losing your pants in a crime? Try our new Dockers for Break-ins.”
* I’ve heard of doing something by the seat of your pants, but this is ridiculous.
* One way you do not want to arrive in your new cellblock is with no pants on.