SHOPLIFTER LEAVES INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE GALORE
Driver’s license, fingerprint AND the crime was captured on security camera.
MAN SHOOTS AT "CLOWNS IN HIS APARTMENT"
“Approximately two small clowns.”
AUDIO: DAD TOSSES SASSY DAUGHTER'S "PRESENT" INTO THE FIRE
It was a wrapped, empty box.
BOSS TAKES 800 EMPLOYEES ON CRUISE
For meeting company goals in 2016.
6-YEAR-OLD USES SLEEPING MOM'S THUMBPRINT TO OPEN AMAZON APP
Bought $250 worth of toys.
ROBBER DEMANDED CRIME BE BROADCAST LIVE ON FACEBOOK
Stole an ice cream cone.
AUDIO: THE AMAZON ECHO SINGS
Alexa, sing a song.
AUDIO: AND NOW, A RAPPING MAN GIVING HIS CAT A BATH
Because … why not?
SANTA WINS FIGHT TO KEEP "HO HO" LICENSE PLATE
After a protest.
BURGER KING UNWANTED GIFT SWAP
Swap ‘er for a Whopper.