HOMELESS MAN SETS UNDERWEAR ON FIRE IN STARBUCKS BATHROOM
Smoldering.
AUDIO: DARING SKI LIFT RESCUE
There’s never a slackliner around when you need one…until now.
WHITE HOUSE SWING SET REMOVED, DONATED
Trump didn’t want it. Go figure.
WOMAN THREATENS LOTTERY OFFICIALS BECAUSE SHE NEVER WINS
A Pennsylvania woman has threatened to kill…
AUDIO: DODGE BALL GAME TURNS VICIOUS
High school gym class, of course.
NUDE PIZZA SHOP BURGLAR ARRESTED
His pants ripped off dropping through the vent.
WOMAN BEATS FIANCE WITH PLANK OVER ENGAGEMENT RING
With 1-inch nails in it (the plank, not the ring)
GUY TRIES THE OLD "BUY ALL THE NEWSPAPERS" TRICK
To hide drunk driving mugshot.
NEW WEST VIRGINIA SHERIFF STEALS METH OUT OF EVIDENCE LOCKER
Arrested third day on the job.