CONTRACTOR GETS STUCK INSIDE AN ATM
Stuck inside, immobile, in an ATM again.
COCAINE FOUND IN COOKIE MONSTER DOLL
No wonder his eyes are all googly.
WOMAN IS ASKED TO TURN TV DOWN, SHE SETS HOUSE ON FIRE
Request came from ex-husband, which might have had something to do with it.
POLICE PULL OVER 11-YEAR-OLD SPEEDER
It’s OK, officer – mom said I could.
SNAKE HUNTER NABS 14-FOOT PYTHON CARRYING 73 EGGS
Aww, a mom-to-be.
MUSEUM FINDS STASH OF VALUABLE WINE
50 bottles x $20,000
SUICIDAL MAN DOUSES SELF WITH GASOLINE; COP USES TASER
Flaming idiots.
STEAKHOUSE CANNIBAL
Woman bites another diner’s arm.