TRUCKER GAVE AWAY LOAD OF PLYWOOD BEFORE IRMA
He was fired.
WOMAN INVENTS SPRAY TO ATTRACT BIGFOOT
Does it work? Who’s to say it doesn’t?
MARS SCIENTISTS RE-ENTER WORLD AFTER 8 MONTHS OF ISOLATION
Are they sure they want to come out?
DAYCARE WORKER TRIES TO ADOPT OUT ONE OF HER CHARGES
And that’s wrong.
SUSPECT APPLIES FOR JOB DURING POLICE CHASE
“Where do you see yourself in 5 to 7 years?”
BRIDE REPLACES BOUQUETS WITH RESCUE PUPPIES
Here comes the— dawwww…
THANKS, UPS: THIEF STEALS PAINTING, STEAKS FROM FRONT PORCH
Who orders steaks via UPS?
"GET YOUR FIX AUTOMOTIVE" SHOP ALSO SOLD DRUGS
Speedy service!
BUS DRIVER SUSPENDED FOR READING NEWSPAPER WHILE DRIVING
The bus knows the way.