JUDGE WON'T ALLOW DEFENDANT TO JUGGLE
To prove he didn’t really rob a store.
TEACHER RESIGNS TO BECOME FULL-TIME LICE HUNTER
She’ll make a fortune.
AUDIO: MAN FOUND STORING LARGE QUANTITIES OF BLOOD
In an apartment.
CRANKY NEIGHBOR PULLS PLUG ON BOUNCY HOUSE DURING PARTY
With kids inside.
ROMANTIC GUY BRINGS GIRLFRIEND A BUNDLE OF KALE
Thought it was a flower.
ASSAULT WITH PORK FRIED RICE
The red sauce “burned a little.”
THIEVES STEAL HUGE INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSE
Inflatable American ninja warriors?
TEXAS APPROVES HUNTING FERAL HOGS FROM A HOT AIR BALLOON
By dropping anvils?
ONE MOM COMPLAINS ABOUT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER BUYING ICE CREAM FOR THE KIDS
Think of the children!