BOY SCOUTS ACCUSED OF POACHING GIRL SCOUTS
Be prepared… for a lawsuit.
CHEERLEADERS FORCED TO DO SPLITS
Like 9th grade isn’t painful enough.
PARENTS PLEDGE: NO SMART PHONES UNTIL 8TH GRADE
This’ll work.
LARGE NUDIST RESORT TO CLOSE
In Cincinnati.
HOUSESITTER INVITES OVER TINDER DATE, WHO STEALS THE DOG
A creepy guy on Tinder. What are the odds?
PICKING A MAJOR IN COLLEGE? STICK WITH STEM.
Make that $TEM.
DOG LOSES WEDDING RINGS
Bad dog.
AUDIO: SUSPECTED DRUG COUPLE TAKEN TO MOTEL TO WAIT FOR SEARCH WARRANT
Surprisingly, they didn’t hang around.
DRUNK DRIVER HITS 17 CARS TRYING TO PARK
In Florida.
CAR THIEF STOPS TO LOOK AT ECLIPSE, IS ARRESTED
The universe works in mysterious ways.