CIA AGENTS FIRED FOR STEALING FROM SNACK MACHINE
Spies like us.
AUDIO: SON GIVES MOM A GLAMOUR PHOTO SHOOT
Creep factor: 8.5
JUDGE CHASES AFTER SUSPECT WHO BOLTED
Swift Justice.
MAN PUT MOUSETRAP IN HIS MAILBOX
He caught the mailman.
BOEING STARTS TESTING ON PILOTLESS PLANES
Oh, yes, they’re coming.
BATMAN CATCHES SHOPLIFTER
Off-duty cop dressed as the Dark Knight.
DOC WANTS TO BAN SMARTPHONES FOR KIDS UNDER 13
Yeah, this’ll work.
MAN GETS STABBY AFTER GETTING WRONG STARBUCKS ORDER
One Stabbchino to go.
HIGH SCHOOL COACHES FIRED FOR USING SCHOOL BUS TO MAKE BEER RUN
During a basketball tournament.