"SMOKE ON THE WATER" PRESERVED IN DNA FOREVER
Can “Free Bird” be far behind?
COSTCO EMERGENCY DISASTER FOOD KITS
Will last on the shelf for 25 years.
MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE IN LEBANON, OHIO
They’re too busy singing to put anybody down.
MAN AIMS FOR SNAKE, SHOOTS MOTHER-IN-LAW
Missed. Or did he?
DENVER AIRPORT INTRODUCES THERAPY CAT
To go with the therapy dogs.
COUNTERFEIT BARBIES INTERCEPTED
At the Canadian border.
MOM LEAVES KIDS AT HOME, TOURS EUROPE
Ages 6, 7, and two 12-year-olds.
NEW BASEBALL TEAM: THE MACON BACON
Summer college baseball league.