CUPCAKE ASSAULT
Sister attacks brother.
JOEY CHESTNUT WINS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AGAIN
72 hot dogs in ten minutes.
AUDIO: EX-NAVY OFFICER PLAYS TAPS EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD
God told him to do it.
BALLOON FULL OF TOURISTS CRASHES INTO LAKE NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD
Shoulda rode Splash Mountain.
WORLD'S LONGEST HOCKEY GAME
10 days, for charity.
MAN PEPPER-SPRAYED, LAXATIVES STOLEN
You have to keep moving, or this happens.
WHY IS WATER BILL SO HIGH? CAT LEARNED TO FLUSH TOILET
While owner was at work.
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE STATION HOUSE!
The terrible terrorist.