WITCH STORE OPENS IN KANSAS
Which store?
COLD KILLER CLOWN CASE CONCLUDED, CLARIFIED, CLOSED
The girlfriend did it.
ABANDONED BABY AND CASH FOUND NEXT TO HIGHWAY
Oh, is THAT where I left it?
SWINGERS PARTY GOES BAD
Like it’s ever going to go well.
WOMAN TRIES TO ROB FOUR NYC BANKS IN 40 MINUTES
Is speed-robbing a thing now?
PAUL REVERE'S OUTHOUSE DISCOVERED
Quite the archaeological find.
AUDIO: STOP CALLING IT VELCRO
They prefer “hook and loop”.
COLORADO WOMAN RECEIVES APOLOGY NOTE WITH $40 & HALF A JOINT
For a scratched bumper.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR PASSED AROUND PHOTOS OF THE DEAD
To gross out her friends.