FOOD FIGHT #3: ALTERCATION OVER BANANAS
It’s never Dole in Florida.
FOOD FIGHT #2: MAN JABS WIFE WITH WATERMELON
Some people like their watermelon with assault.
WOMAN FORCES TWO BOYS TO CONTINUE FIGHTING
Neither boy was hers.
FUNERAL HOME BURGLAR STEALS CLOTHES MEANT FOR THE DECEASED
A green sports jacket & khaki pants.
CHIPOTLE'S NEW QUESO GETS PANNED
“A crime against cheese”
HOMEOWNER TIRED OF JOGGER POOPING ON HER SIDEWALK
It’s a going concern in the neighborhood.
BRAWL OVER BACON
At Waffle House.
MAN BITTEN BY RATTLESNAKE HE WAS TRYING TO GRILL
When the food bites back.
FLORIDA COUPLE FLED HURRICANE, DROVE INTO HOTEL POOL
We’ll just crash here for the night.