THE LARDBUTT 1K RUN
Have fun, enjoy the donuts.
GUY CALLED 911 FOR A LIFT TO LOCAL HOOTERS
Claimed grandma was having a stroke.
EX-GIRLFRIEND GOES ON DISAPPOINTING 5 AM BOOTY CALL
Shows up unannounced at ex-boyfriend’s house.
AUDIO: LANDING PLANE HITS ALLIGATOR ON RUNWAY
Sully 2: Gator Strike!
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE SITTING AT DESK
It came in through the light switch.
15 QUARTS OF PENNZOIL IN HIS PANTS
Pretty slick.
WOMAN WANTED EX-HUSBAND TURNED INTO A SEX SLAVE
And not the good kind.
NEW HUSBAND CHOKES BRIDE AFTER GETTING HOME FROM THE WEDDING
A fight over the wedding money.
MOM PULLS SON'S TEETH IN WALMART BATHROOM
At least she paid for the pliers.
MOM ALLOWS NON-VENOMOUS SNAKE TO BITE 1-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
To teach her about snakes.