DAD ARRESTED FOR CHASING DAUGHTER AROUND IN CLOWN MASK
As punishment.
IN ASPEN, COLORADO, HOMELESS MEN DINE ON SURF AND TURF
Lobster, salmon and lamb.
GRANDPA PUSHES TRESPASSER OFF ROOF
After an hours-long police standoff.
COUPLE BUSTED FOR HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC
In Louisiana.
TRUCKER GAVE AWAY LOAD OF PLYWOOD BEFORE IRMA
He was fired.
WOMAN INVENTS SPRAY TO ATTRACT BIGFOOT
Does it work? Who’s to say it doesn’t?
MARS SCIENTISTS RE-ENTER WORLD AFTER 8 MONTHS OF ISOLATION
Are they sure they want to come out?
DAYCARE WORKER TRIES TO ADOPT OUT ONE OF HER CHARGES
And that’s wrong.
SUSPECT APPLIES FOR JOB DURING POLICE CHASE
“Where do you see yourself in 5 to 7 years?”