TEEN FINDS SLEEPING CLOWN IN HIS HOME
Ain’t no party like a big clown party.
MAN FAKED KIDNAPPING, WHICH NEVER WORKS
And didn’t here.
BURGLAR STEALS $1, GETS YEARS IN PRISON
Tough judge
IOWA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION EXPLAINS "DEER CROSSING" SIGN
Deer can’t read signs.
MAN, TRAPPED IN BEER COOLER, DRINKS BEER ALL NIGHT
He could have knocked.
DRUG SUSPECT REFUSED TO UNCLENCH BUTT
Where the drugs were.
TWO LADIES LOST AT SEA FOR FIVE MONTHS
With their dogs.
COP TASERS 10-YEAR-OLD DURING SAFETY LECTURE
“Any questions?”