CRUISE SHIP HAS WHALE CARCASS STUCK TO ITS BOW
That’s gonna leave a mark.
MANY STARBUCKS HAVE THREE OTHER STARBUCKS WITHIN A MILE
World domination is almost complete.
GYM BANS CABLE NEWS
Getting off the newscycle.
BURGLAR YELLS AT HOMEOWNER FOR SHOOTING AT HIM
That’s not how this works.
THE CHEETOS RESTAURANT
Fine, fine Cheetos dining.
BODY ON A GURNEY FALLS OUT OF BACK OF VAN
Hijinks ensue.
BURGLAR FORGETS TO FLUSH, LEAVING DNA THAT LED TO HIS ARREST
You should have taken care of that before work.
FUNERAL HOME FINED FOR REUSING CASKETS
And that’s dead wrong.
GALS GET REVENGE ON GUY WHO WAS "INTERVIEWING" THEM FOR DATING
He lined up six dating interviews.