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Boys (with bats) will be boys.

Propane + enclosed space + cigarette = BOOM

Irritating the children.

“My contacts!”

The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is warning citizens in several of its counties to be vigilant of paranormal activity associated with the upcoming total solar eclipse. In particular, they are asking citizens to be wary of … Lizardmen. South Carolina has a history of Lizard Man sightings. The first reported sighting of a Lizard…

With a 17-year-old running mate.

Canceled $300 orders, jacked them up to $3,000.

We’ll get right on that for you.

The Firecracker Burrito.

Bad doggie!