GUY PLACES AD TO MAKE AN ECLIPSE BABY
“You must like cats.”
GUY SHOOTS NAIL INTO HIS HEART, DRIVES TO HOSPITAL
“I thought it just nicked me.”
TACO BELL INTRODUCES "NAKED EGG TACO"
Curb your enthusiasm.
ALLIGATOR IN NEW JERSEY MOTEL SWIMMING POOL
Did it have a room key?
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER LET TEENS DROP LSD IN HER HOME
What decade is this?
AUDIO: VIOLIN PLAYING DRIVES BEARS AWAY FROM HOME
Everyone’s a critic.
ICE CREAM EATING RECORD SET
16.5 pints of ice cream in six minutes.
TREE FALLS ON FAMILY IN CENTRAL PARK
A Tree Doesn’t Grow In Brooklyn.
METH HEAD THOUGHT "THE PURGE" WAS HAPPENING
Throwing rocks off a rooftop.
KALE-EATING RECORD
22 pounds of kale.