PENIS GRAFFITI LEADS TO BRAWL
Dick move.
NY PIZZA FESTIVAL SCAM
No pizza.
PIZZA HUT MANAGER WOULDN'T LET WORKERS EVACUATE EARLY
(Unlike anyone who eats Pizza Hut.)
MAN IN PANDA SUIT STEALS PELLET RIFLE
Pandamonium.
UTAH TEACHER GIVES CLASS "DECENCY QUIZ"
Ever gone totally steady? You slut.
CAR DEALER TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HURRICANE PARKING OFFER
Moves entire inventory into parking garage meant for locals.
NORDSTROM'S TESTS A DEPARTMENT STORE WITHOUT MERCHANDISE
You know – like Kmart.
CLIP: CONNECTICUT COUNCILMAN RESIGNS AFTER ADMITTING HE'S A "FURRY"
“It’s nothing to do with sex.” Of course it isn’t.
OREGON TOWN BESIEGED BY TURKEY GANGS
Hell’s Giblets.