PARTIAL BODY FOUND IN SHOPPING CART
In the Bronx.
In the Bronx.
Machine wasn’t working.
In California, a suspected drunk driver suffered serious injuries when he crashed his Jeep into a road sign on Highway 1 Wednesday morning. The sign read, “REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS. CALL 911.” According to police, the driver lost control around 11:30 a.m., and the vehicle ran over the sign, careened up an embankment, flipped, and landed…
For not arresting enough illegal immigrants.
Choppin’ and snortin’.
“I could see the whiskers and the tail.”
At a high school.
To avoid withdrawal symptoms.
“You must like cats.”
“I thought it just nicked me.”