WOMAN FINDS USED THONG IN POCKET OF NEW JEANS
Ick.
TRADER JOE MEETS ELEANOR RIGBY
You can sing product names to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
MARIJUANA GRANDMA & GRANDPA BUSTED AGAIN, SAME STATE
This time, driving west.
CRUISE SHIP MEMO ASKS GUESTS NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE PIZZA
All aboard the “Holy Ship!” Party Cruise!
MAN STEALS TAMPONS, BUT BUYS BEER
Don’t be embarrassed, pal.
AUDIO: PIZZA AND A PLOW: UPDATE
Now there’s a jingle.
A ROBOT THAT FOLDS YOUR LAUNDRY
The heck you say!
AUDIO: BATS INSIDE A TEXAS WALMART
Dozens of ’em.