MAN WITH A GUN TRIES TO ROB MMA GYM
“Tries”
AT LAST, YOU CAN CARRY A SWORD IN TEXAS
Also, throwing knives.
MAN HITS SELF IN HEAD WITH CINDER BLOCK
Claims assault.
WOMAN HOLDS PERSONAL TACO EAT/WALK MARATHON
Walk for the border.
GUY JUMPS INTO OCEAN TO ELUDE POLICE, IS CHASED BY SHARK
Come and get me, coppers- ha ha!
GUYS TRY TO ROB A BAR FULL OF COPS
Retirement party.
AUDIO: SCIENTISTS RECORD MYSTERIOUS RADIO WAVES FROM DEEP SPACE
E-a-t-Y-o-u-r-O-v-a-l-t-i-n-e
MAN MUST PAY $97,000 BECAUSE THEY TURNED THE PLANE AROUND
The cost of being a disruptive jerk.
GUN PULLED IN FIGHT OVER LAST SCHOOL NOTEBOOK AT WALMART
Hey – save it for Black Friday!