TREE PLANTED BY GEORGE WASHINGTON FALLS IN STORM
227-year-old hemlock.
FUNERAL HOME MESSES UP FOUR VIEWINGS IN ONE DAY
A big undertaking for one undertaker.
MASSIVE BRAWL AT NEW JERSEY CHUCK E. CHEESE
Not over the pizza, I hope.
WOMAN DUMPS POPCORN ON NOISY 2-YEAR-OLD AT MOVIES
Stop smiling – this was wrong.
COLLEGE SUGGESTS "VE" AND "NE" AS GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS
Ve likes verself.
FELON ARRESTED FOR POSSESSING GUNS, A BOBCAT
Read about it here – click the lynx.
TWELVE PARTY GUESTS GET WORMS FROM EATING WILD PIG
Mmmm…parasites.
AUDIO: UTAH HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RAPS "HOW A BILL BECOMES LAW"
It’s totally chillax.