COUPLE HAS ONE BABY, THEN TWINS, NOW TRIPLETS
1-2-3.
NYC BEGINS GENDER-NEUTRAL MASS TRANSIT ANNOUNCEMENTS
“Attention riders.”
AUDIO: BILL GATES BUILDING A CITY FROM THE GROUND UP
Belmont, Arizona.
WOMAN HAS BEEN PRETENDING TO BE NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER FOR YEARS
by Contessa Bourbon.
AUDIO: BANK ROBBER GAVE TV NEWS INTERVIEW BETWEEN ROBBERIES
“Do you have a minute to talk about rapid transit?”
WOMAN AT TRAFFIC STOP PULLS OUT "EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"
On her way to her boss’ house.
GUNFIRE OVER UNTIED SHOELACE IN WALMART
Totally warranted.