CLASSROOM GO BUCKETS, FOR SCHOOL LOCKDOWNS
For the whizz kids.
WOMAN REPEATEDLY PUT GLASS IN HER FOOD FOR FREE MEALS
It worked – for awhile.
MAN JUMPS FROM CAB TO AVOID FARE, DIES
Instant cabma.
RESTAURANT ROBBER PREPARES MEAL, LEAVES TIP
Although he did empty the cash register.
TOILET SEAT ART COLLECTION FOR SALE
A steal at $15,000
PUMPKIN SPICE AIR FRESHENER CAUSES SCHOOL EVACUATION
And adult panic.
92-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS $25,000-PER-YEAR-FOR-LIFE
‘Lucky for Life’ lottery.
FDA SAYS BREAD CAN'T BE MADE WITH LOVE
And they would know.
AUDIO: FUTURE MAN RETURNS TO WARN OF ALIEN INVASION
Alcohol was involved.
BANK TELLER SAYS "NO" TO ROBBER
And it worked.