HOOTERS TO START HOME DELIVERY, BUT NOT BY HOOTERS GIRLS
What America is clamoring for.
ULTRAMARATHON RUNNER CAUGHT CHEATING BY HIDING IN PORT-A-POTTIES
Maybe he was pooped.
GM TO PUT AUTONOMOUS CARS ON THE ROAD BY NEXT YEAR
No steering wheels, no gas or brake pedals.
THE WEREWOLF CAT
A new official breed.
TRADER JOE MEETS ELEANOR RIGBY
You can sing product names to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
MARIJUANA GRANDMA & GRANDPA BUSTED AGAIN, SAME STATE
This time, driving west.
CRUISE SHIP MEMO ASKS GUESTS NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE PIZZA
All aboard the “Holy Ship!” Party Cruise!
MAN STEALS TAMPONS, BUT BUYS BEER
Don’t be embarrassed, pal.