MAN ROBS STORE WITH A CATTLE PROD
Hand over all the moo-lah.
MAN ASSAULTED WITH BACON
His girlfriend behaved rashly.
WOMAN RUNS MARATHON IN HEELS
26 miles.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WOULDN'T LET LADY SING NATIONAL ANTHEM ON PLANE
O, say, can you stay quiet?
LAWYER CLAIMS TAX CHEAT CLIENT IS TOO FAT FOR PRISON
5’9″ and 273 pounds? No he’s not.
BABY BORN ON SUBWAY PLATFORM
Brooklyn Bridge station.
MAN STUCK IN MANHOLE FOR THREE DAYS
It’s why they call them manholes, I guess.
DISGRUNTLED MAN SPRAYS FECES OVER STORE PRODUCE
In South Carolina.
WOMAN WHO WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
Well, I’m convinced.