PIT BULL GETS LOOSE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
He’s just playin’.
MAN SUING OLYMPIA BEER FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
“It’s the water.”
DELTA AIRLINES LOSES PUPPY
Richmond to Detroit to Minneapolis to Salt Lake to Boise.
POLICE ARREST CAPTAIN DICKHEAD
For being a General Nuisance.
AUDIO: NEW YORK HIT WITH FOURTH STORM IN A MONTH
Held over! Fourth big week!
THE CRAB MEAT BANDIT
20 cans stolen.
ZUMBA STUDIO WAS SECRET GAMBLING DEN
A clever ploy.
SELF-DRIVING UBER CAR KILLS PEDESTRIAN
She was not in a crosswalk. Blame the victim.
WOMAN GETS TICKET FOR ALLOWING KIDS TO PLAY IN THE STREET
Go play street hockey somewhere other than the street.