THREE MEN TICKETED FOR KISSING A POSSUM
Nature lovers.
WOMAN ON HORSEBACK GETS DUI
Hi-yo, Boduke!
THE $25,000 TACO
Sounds overpriced, but there’s civet poop involved.
MASSIVE MALE MODEL MELEE
Acting “aggressively British”.
THE CHUCK E. CHEESE CHEETOS, MACARONI & CHEESE PIZZA
Why wait for your child to vomit!
MAN ROBS HOT DOG STAND, SHOOTS SELF IN THE PENIS
Chicago-style.
MAN PULLS GUN WHEN HE CAN'T GET AN EGG MCMUFFIN
Who doesn’t serve breakfast at 3:45 a.m.?
MAN INJURES WIFE WITH HATCHET, KILLS SELF WITH CHAINSAW
Stihl crazy after all these years..
WOMAN COLLECTS $10,000 LOTTERY PRIZE; ON THE WAY HOME, WINS $1 MILLION
Leave some for the rest of us!
NEW FLAVOR HERSHEY BAR
Hershey Gold.