MAN ROBS BANK, USES MONEY TO BUY ENGAGEMENT RING
Quite the romantic.
WHAT IS A BOMB CYCLONE?
I mean, what ISN’T a bomb cyclone, ammirite?
MAN HAS EATEN AT CHIPOTLE FOR 426 CONSECUTIVE DAYS
And has not gotten e. coli once.
AUDIO: PILOT PROPOSES TO FLIGHT ATTENDANT
On the plane.
AUDIO: RAW WATER IS NEWEST FAD
From the man who brought you the Juicero.
AUDIO: WOMAN FIRED FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT CO-WORKER'S BODY ODOR
Odor in the court!
ASBESTOS FOUND IN MAKEUP AT CLAIRE'S
It’s what makes it glittery.
MAN CONKS WENDY'S ROBBER ON HEAD WITH A CHAIR
Would you like fries…with this???!!! (pow!)
JACK IN THE BOX INTRODUCES THE MUNCHIE MEAL FOR STONERS
A bargain at only $4.20
MAN BOOBY TRAPPED FRONT DOOR TO ELECTROCUTE WIFE
There’s no place like ohm.