RESTAURANT ROBOT GOES NUTS
Jane, how do you stop this crazy thing!
MAN BREAKS CHIHULY GLASS SCULPTURES AT MUSEUM
A smashing good time!
IDIOTS BREAK A MAMMOTH TUSK AT MUSEUM
♫ Just tell me that you want me. ♪♫ – Fleetwood Mac
LANDLORD TOSSED TARANTULA DOWN THE STAIRS TO HARASS TENANT
My spider-sense is tingling.
DEFENDANT ATTEMPTS TO PAY BAIL WITH BOGUS BILLS
“Here, judge, and keep the change.”
AUDIO: MAN STEALS FROM WHOLE FOODS
Five trips, $21,000.
FLORIDA MAN STEALS SEPTIC TANK
A going concern.
BUC-EE’S GETS AN “F” FROM THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU
Eat here. Get Gas.
UFC FIGHTERS TO TRAIN FBI AGENTS
Anaconda choke.