WEIRD PUNISHMENTS
You did the crime, now do the time.
I JUST LEARNED THIS
Washer fluid is not free.
I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN
Once is enough.
ADVICE THAT STUCK WITH YOU
Never fight aman in flip flops.
UNEXPECTEDLY GREAT DECISIONS
…and everything turned out fine.
MESSY CAR FOOD DISASTERS
A mess o’ fun.
IT SOUNDED GOOD IN THE AD
Everybody has something like this.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE USELESS THING I EVER BOUGHT
Everyone’s done it.