MY SHORTEST DATE
Funny date stories.
Funny date stories.
There’s one in every office. Or two. Or more.
We could have been killed.
You blew it.
Everybody’s got ’em.
Say a prayer for boiled spinach.
Yeah, but YOU were going out with them.
Stupid hindsight.
Hope you didn’t just have breakfast!
Now’s the time to dredge them up.