WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THE PERSON YOU WERE DATING WAS DUMB?
Yeah, but YOU were going out with them.
I WISH I’D DONE IT SOONER
Stupid hindsight.
GROSS THINGS YOUR PARTNER DOES
Hope you didn’t just have breakfast!
IRRATIONAL CHILDHOOD FEARS
Now’s the time to dredge them up.
WEIRD STUFF YOUR PARTNER DOES
And yet, you stay.
MY DUMBEST PURCHASE
A $50 pirate hat?
SCHOOL BANS
Ah, the corruption of youth.
THE CHALLENGES OF BEING AN ADULT
Oh, you poor sweet child.
WEDDING HORRORS
Ever been charged for a piece of wedding cake?