MINIMUM DATING REQUIREMENTS
For me? They must be breathing.
STUPID DARES
What are you, chicken?
THE WORST ENDING TO A DATE
All’s well that ends.
I LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY
Is there any other way, really?
UNCOMFORTABLENESS
Stop looking at me.
WEIRD THINGS PARENTS FIND IN THEIR CHILD’S ROOM
Don’t look if you don’t want to know.
ACCEPTABLE SECRETS IN A MARRIAGE
They don’t have to know everything.
KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS, STILL
Oh, those little scamps!