INAPPROPRIATE TIMES TO FALL ASLEEP
Like during this story.
WEIRD RULES AT OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES
Shirtless dinner on spaghetti night.
WHAT MAKES MEN HAPPY?
When the bonus is bogus.
KIDS TODAY ARE OUT OF TOUCH
Oh, you sweet summer child.
MY WORST BONUS
When the bonus is bogus.
STUPID DARES
What are you, chicken?
THE WORST ENDING TO A DATE
All’s well that ends.
I LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY
Is there any other way, really?