How do you talk to ghosts in Italy?
Use a Luigi board.
Guy goes to get a colonoscopy.
They could only get the camera half way there. Turns out, it was a semi-colonoscopy.
What is warm and smells like banana?
Gorilla barf.
Where does Superman buy his groceries?
At the supermarket.
Did you hear about the clumsy girl who fell in love?
She falls for everyone.
What did the alien cat say when it landed on Earth?
Take me to your litter.
Why don’t football players wear glasses?
It’s a contact sport.